10 Days Is Too Long

At Mile: 906

Earlier today, David and I wandered out of the woods in rough shape. We were dirty and smelly, cranky and hungry. We are covered in scrapes, bruises, and mosquito bites, our lips are cracked and bleeding, and we are visibly thinner than we were ten days ago. It has been a tough time.

To understand why, it might be helpful to first describe this section of the Sierra Nevadas. The landscape is painfully beautiful, every view looking like a stock screensaver photo. And it is remote, only populated by chipmunks and marmots and the steady stream of hikers that pass through. The section is broken up by high passes that hikers must traverse to weave their way through the mountain range. The trail is almost always climbing up to or down from a pass. Six miles up, nine miles down, eight miles up, five miles down. Up, down, up, down. The passes even have names: Forrester, Glen, Pinchot, Mather, Muir, Sendon, Silver. The approaches and descents are more steep and prolonged than the trail has been up to this point. There is still snow covering broad areas on either sides of the passes. Factoring in altitude, over 13,000 ft at times and never lower than 8000 ft, it makes for an exhausting trek.

So that is how David and I have spent the last 10 days. Heaving filled-to-the-brim packs over what are essentially really inconvenient shortcuts. Our lungs working overtime, straining to accommodate air that does not contain enough oxygen. Our average mileage dropping in the face of these challenges.

The mountain snow can change quickly, often melting up to a quarter mile in a day. If we were positioned right to tackle a pass early in the morning, the snow would be crunchy and firm from the overnight freeze. If we showed up later in the day, it was like walking on a snow cone. Postholing was common, and both amusing and frustrating, as we never knew when the ground would disappear out from under us and we would be left with one or both legs stuck up to the hip.

We navigated around brief snowy patches in some areas, scrambling on rocks until we could pick up the trail on the other side. Sometimes long stretches of trail were completely obscured by broad snowfields and we trudged around looking for any hint of a path in the distance. Sometimes we would just blindly follow footsteps made by the hundreds of hikers that have passed through before us, hoping they knew where they were going. Once, working our way up Muir pass, we didn't even make an effort to guess where the trail was and instead marched straight up the mountain, plowing our own path. And sometimes the trail heading downhill was a similarly lost cause and we had no choice but to glissade, ploping ourselves down in the well used butt grooves of hikers past, letting gravity do its thing, and hoping for the best.


But it wasn't just about the passes. We hopped on logs and rocks over clear streams swollen with snow melt. We drank from the same streams, relishing the ice cold water. We watched marmots play around turquoise alpine lakes and tried not to startle deer as they grazed. We took long lunch breaks under towering pines. We rinsed our clothes in the creeks and left them out to bake in the afternoon sun. We sat with head nets on, diligently defending exposed skin from swarms of mosquitos. I had the fun experience of being sunburnt from both the sky and the ground. We watched the smoke from a nearby wildfire drift across the valley. We learned the absolute freedom of the moments directly after fording a river, when our shoes are completely saturated with water and we no longer feel the need to hop around trying to keep them dry on a flooded trail. We complained that the trail felt so crowded, as this portion runs along the John Muir Trail, which has its own thru-hikers traveling north and south. For a few brief hours on Saturday, the sun was covered by a cloud. It had been weeks since we'd seen a cloud in the relentlessly bluebird sky.


And for the past two days, David and I thought of food. Starving but nauseated at the thought of eating what little was left in our bear canisters, our conversations were dominated by one topic. "Remember how good that milkshake from Burgerville was? I can't decide if I want to eat ice cream or chips first. How much money would you be willing to pay if someone had a cold 7up for sale right now? Should we get two pizzas in town or three? I just want to eat something that grew in the earth and has some nutritional value and vitamins."

I don't think we'll be heading out for another 10 day stretch anytime soon. The only reason we tried for the 10 day push was because the only option for resupply in that stretch included a eight mile side trail and a 40 mile hitch. We were so lazy that we carried 10 days of food to avoid hiking 16 non-trail miles. It won't happen again.

Now we're in town, being lazy and eating all the foods we were daydreaming about on the trail.

Ten Percent Done!

At mile: 266

Hello all! Just a short one today and a lot of pictures.

We left Idyllwild Sunday afternoon, hiking three miles on a side trail to get back up to the PCT. We then proceeded to only hike three actual trail miles that evening, a choice that inadvertently put us in the position to either slow down on the trail and show up in our next town, Big Bear Lake, on Friday or really knock out some miles and get here Thursday. There is a strategy to planning hiking days around food purchases, water sources, towns, and the mileage in between and we are finding that we are a little out of practice.

We ended up choosing to go fast, covering over 70 miles in three hiking days. Yesterday we had just over 13 miles left to get us to the road crossing where we hitched a ride into Big Bear. Miles on the way into a town always seem to go quickly. There is nothing like the knowledge that we already have a hotel booked and it is right down the road from a Taco Bell to get us moving.

We are staying in Big Bear for a second night, which means today is our first zero day (day with zero miles hiked) of the trail. Tomorrow morning we will be back to it, headed for Cajon Pass and the town of Wrightwood. Now we are just hoping that we bought the right amount of food to get us there.


Hiking out of Idyllwild via the Devils Slide trail


Just hiked out of Idyllwild near Tahquitz Peak. 9,000 feet and cold!


Taking in the view


Climbing down from 9,000 feet


Headed for the Mesa Wind Farm


Hiding from the sun


Looking back at the San Jacinto mountain range


Mara from across the trail


Encountered a Gopher snake on our way to the Whitewater Preserve


Desert mountains


Desert turtle!


One of the many lizards we see running along the trail every day


Snow capped Mount San Jacinto in the distance


Headed a long way down hill


Action shot!

How to Thru Hike with Your Romantic Partner: A List of Practical Do’s and Don’ts

Hiking alone or with friends is far different than hiking with someone with whom you would like to remain in a romantic relationship. While thru-hiking, you will often be smelly, exhausted, dirty, sore, and soaking wet. A lot of your time will be spent covered in bug bites, inhaling disgusting combinations of food, or pooping in a hole in the woods. There are no date nights. No getting dressed up fancy and leisurely eating a classy dinner. Not even lazy mornings cuddled up on the couch watching a movie. It takes work to keep the romance alive. Here are some tips from us, who managed to finish one trail liking each other more than when we began. 


Do: Split gear weight between yourselves. A two-person tent is lighter than two one-person tents. One person carries the moleskin, the other person carries the ibuprofen.
Don’t: Split chocolate weight between yourselves. Some people cannot be trusted with their significant other’s share of treats.


Do: Carry and wear deodorant. (Just do it. Really. Travel size only weighs two ounces.)
Don’t: Make comments when five days of hiking in the dead of summer overpowers even the best deodorant and you have to sleep in each other’s smellosphere.


Do: Occasionally splurge on a hotel rather than a hostel for privacy and normal length showers.
Don’t: Bring your disgusting smelly shoes into your hotel room for any reason.


Do: Make good use of time in towns by getting clean, doing laundry and satisfying food cravings.
Don’t: Be coy about how fast you want to stuff food into your face hole as soon as the server sets the plate down in front of you. Chances are, your significant other will be impressed.


Do: Take lots of pictures of stunning scenery and wildlife.
Don’t: Take lots pictures of yourselves kissing in front of stunning scenery and wildlife.


Do: Get far far away from one another when doing your business. Nothing ruins the mood like catching your significant other in a full squat.
Don’t: Keep the ziploc bag full of your used, packed-out toilet paper visible when you aren't far far away from one another.


Do: Keep your head up while hiking so you don’t inadvertently pass your partner who is sleeping on a rock eight feet off the trail.
Don’t: Continue to hike if you are almost positive you should have seen your hiking partner by now.


Do: Take pictures of one another without that person knowing.
Don’t: Take pictures of each other taking pictures.


Do: In the middle of the night, when nature calls, quietly leave your tent making sure not to disturb your partner.
Don’t: In the middle of the night, when nature calls, shimmy up to the door of the tent and attempt to pee from the inside. Your tent vestibule will thank you and your partner won’t hit you.


Do: Enjoy sharing an adventure with one of your favorite people in the world. Cherish all the time you get to spend alone together.
Don’t: Get irritated with your favorite person in the world because you haven’t seen a human besides one another since you left that town 130 miles back.


Final Thoughts

There are a lot of reasons that hiking with your significant other could be miserable. But for the adventurous couple, there are also a lot of reasons it could be amazing. For us, the experiences of thru-hiking--horrible and beautiful and uncomfortable and rewarding--are experiences we shared. For that reason, we look back on them fondly. Even the bad parts.